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|Next month, on the FORTH, the FAX Family Channel is proud to present:
Johnny Cache Live! at the Grand Ole SysopryYes, straight from the heart of HASHville, Johnny hosts a once-in-a-lifecycle night of footer-stompin' Country Code music. Johnny's star-dot-star-studded guest list includes:
Tickets are available now for only §99.99.99 per sprite! Or, the entire family can enjoy the show from the comfort of their own homepage on pay-per-click for the same low price of only §99.99.99! The first 1100100 customers receive a free "Johnny Cache Live!" T-shirt absolutely free! Please specify size (T1, T2, T3, or DSL).
For those who plan on attending in person: Parking is limited, but there will be extra service on the S-100 bus. Please plan accordingly.
Sponsored by Auntie Alias' refreshing 24 bit cream. Soothe and smooth those jaggies away in nanos.
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